The Most Disgusting Thing...Ever
12.3.4
Last night I found myself at Burger King. Now, we all know that Burger King sucks, but last night I was introduced to the biggest reason yet to hate them. On their value menu they have a little something that they like to call "2 crispy tacos."
I haven't seen such blatant false advertising in years. To refer to these..."things" as tacos is like slapping an exploded kitten onto a piece of wheat bread and calling it a pizza. I might even choose the kitty-pizza over one of these "tacos" if those were my only choices and I were starving to death. Here...take a look at what I was treated to when I opened the "taco" bag:
Imagine my disappointment.
It seems like they just threw a piece of lettuce, half a hamburger, and a slice of American cheese into a taco shell...deep fried it...and then filled it with what I assume is some version of hot sauce. It was the most disgusting thing...ever.
Look Burger King...I know that wasting the consumer's time and money is the "cool" thing to do these days. After all, The Sharper Image has been doing it for years. But for God's sake...don't you think you've crossed some kind of line here? I think the Geneva convention outlaws this kind of cruel and unusual punishment. So, I'm begging you...please, for the love of all that is holy, take these awful things off of your menu. I'm sure your employees will be happy about it. I mean, if they have any kind of human decency in them whatsoever, they must feel bad about selling these to unsuspecting customers.
So, to anyone reading this:
Join the crusade. It's a worthy cause. Burger King doesn't accept any e-mail (And I think I know why...), but you can contact their consumer relations office at 305.378.3535. Tell them what horrible people they are. It will reserve your place in heaven.
